Zogbessfitfarncip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, boastful wyvern.

Zogbessfitfarncip created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogbessfitfarncip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zogbessfitfarncip, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zogbessfitfarncip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Zogbessfitfarncip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not take Zogbessfitfarncip's name in vain.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Do not shave your legs.
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