Flamableg is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, clever
beaver.
Flamableg created humankind four years ago.
If you believe in
Flamableg, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Flamableg, he will have a low opinion of you.
Flamableg's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Flamableg's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Flamableg in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Always help sick squirrels.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.