Flamableg is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, clever beaver.

Flamableg created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Flamableg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flamableg, he will have a low opinion of you.

Flamableg's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flamableg's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Flamableg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.