Won is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent raven.

Won created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Won, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Won, he will strike you with lightening.

Won's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Won's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never eat bark.