Fotnadveen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome hedgehog.

Fotnadveen created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotnadveen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fotnadveen, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fotnadveen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fotnadveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing brown shirts and balancing five carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.