Pomfebfom is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonest bee.

Pomfebfom created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomfebfom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pomfebfom, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pomfebfom's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pomfebfom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six snakes approach from the east.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Put Pomfebfom first in all things.

5. Never paint your face green.