Tenlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome penguin.

Tenlarn created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Tenlarn, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tenlarn, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tenlarn's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tenlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always help dogs.
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