Tinbabrot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, charitable zebra.

Tinbabrot created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinbabrot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tinbabrot, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tinbabrot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tinbabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not hurt snakes.