Damgidpag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome bat.

Damgidpag created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Damgidpag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Damgidpag, he will manifest in front of you.

Damgidpag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Damgidpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.