Bun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sage chinchilla.

Bun created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bun, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bun, he will curse you with boils.

Bun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always help otters.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Put Bun first in all things.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.