Tablabbit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, benevolent bat.

Tablabbit created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tablabbit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tablabbit, it will think nothing of it.

Tablabbit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tablabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always obey Tablabbit's priests.