Fubzedrotwatominwik is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow octopus.

Fubzedrotwatominwik created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubzedrotwatominwik, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fubzedrotwatominwik, she will jump up and down on your head.

Fubzedrotwatominwik's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fubzedrotwatominwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Run away if five goats approach from the east.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat bark.