Cudcisstalsin is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful
fox.
Cudcisstalsin created the Sun four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cudcisstalsin, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Cudcisstalsin, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Cudcisstalsin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Cudcisstalsin's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about black holes.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Always obey Cudcisstalsin's priests.
4. Never look at galaxies.
5. Never hurt great tits.