Cudcisstalsin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful fox.

Cudcisstalsin created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudcisstalsin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cudcisstalsin, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cudcisstalsin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cudcisstalsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always obey Cudcisstalsin's priests.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never hurt great tits.