Fligdimhen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid zebra.

Fligdimhen created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligdimhen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fligdimhen, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fligdimhen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fligdimhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of snails.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Respect your elders.