Likweegemwan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil elephant.

Likweegemwan created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likweegemwan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Likweegemwan, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Likweegemwan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Likweegemwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed parsnips to gulls while wearing white skirts.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never wear green trousers.