Davtun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless jellyfish.

Davtun created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Davtun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Davtun, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Davtun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Davtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. You must pray to Davtun three times a day.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to tapirs while wearing white stockings.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.