Nibnutvin is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent
warg.
Nibnutvin created matter seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Nibnutvin, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Nibnutvin, it will turn you into a puffin.
Nibnutvin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Nibnutvin's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear mauve clothing.
2. Never look at galaxies.
3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.
4. Do not hurt grasshopers.
5. Do not stand on grass.