Nibnutvin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent warg.

Nibnutvin created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nibnutvin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nibnutvin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nibnutvin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nibnutvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Do not stand on grass.