Queegarfzod is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent
armadillo.
Queegarfzod created an electron three million years ago.
If you believe in
Queegarfzod, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Queegarfzod, it will not invite you to parties.
Queegarfzod's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Queegarfzod's Holy Commandments1. Never look at galaxies.
2. Never talk about optics near nematodes while wearing mauve skirts.
3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.
4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Queegarfzod in the centre of the settlement.
5. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the north.