Gidtadgig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty seal.

Gidtadgig created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidtadgig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gidtadgig, she will turn you into a rat.

Gidtadgig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gidtadgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Gidtadgig must be the most important thing in your life.