Higdobyak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful dragon.

Higdobyak created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higdobyak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Higdobyak, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Higdobyak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Higdobyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never wear gray coats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Higdobyak.