Lanhubwon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome coyote.

Lanhubwon created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanhubwon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lanhubwon, it will turn you into a hamster.

Lanhubwon's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Lanhubwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lanhubwon.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat turnips.