Armbastquart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest troll.

Armbastquart created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Armbastquart, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Armbastquart, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Armbastquart's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Armbastquart's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing red shorts and balancing seven nickel spheres on your feet.