Hivnullab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful skunk.

Hivnullab created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivnullab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hivnullab, it will boil you in a big pot.

Hivnullab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hivnullab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to swans while wearing gray skirts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Run away from yellow goats, for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.