Nanrullqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless giraffe.

Nanrullqueeg created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanrullqueeg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nanrullqueeg, he will turn you into a slug.

Nanrullqueeg's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nanrullqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide from blue mice for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.