Larpappbog Wikcarfithombanfobkem is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful fairy.

Larpappbog Wikcarfithombanfobkem created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpappbog Wikcarfithombanfobkem, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larpappbog Wikcarfithombanfobkem, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Larpappbog Wikcarfithombanfobkem's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Larpappbog Wikcarfithombanfobkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Erect seven lead sculptures of Larpappbog Wikcarfithombanfobkem on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.