Bastfadvag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient meerkat.

Bastfadvag created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastfadvag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bastfadvag, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bastfadvag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bastfadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bastfadvag.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bastfadvag.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to foxes while wearing turquoise corsets.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Never feed coconuts to voles while wearing shirts.