Kikmabnig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident swallow.

Kikmabnig created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikmabnig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikmabnig, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kikmabnig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kikmabnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.