Ragbasskombet is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tiresome hare.

Ragbasskombet created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbasskombet, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ragbasskombet, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ragbasskombet's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ragbasskombet's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.