Hivcimvon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, staggering scorpion.

Hivcimvon created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivcimvon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hivcimvon, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hivcimvon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hivcimvon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hivcimvon loves swans, so they must be respected.