Fadlanfud is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing centaur.

Fadlanfud created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadlanfud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fadlanfud, it will turn you into a slug.

Fadlanfud's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fadlanfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.