Podbondon is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid
centaur.
Podbondon created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Podbondon, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Podbondon, it will turn you into a rock.
Podbondon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Podbondon's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never eat bread.
3. Always help tortoises.
4. Never wear green hats.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.