Podbondon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid centaur.

Podbondon created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podbondon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Podbondon, it will turn you into a rock.

Podbondon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Podbondon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Never wear green hats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.