Kamcedlistveen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless manatee.

Kamcedlistveen created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamcedlistveen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kamcedlistveen, it will turn you into a mole.

Kamcedlistveen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kamcedlistveen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kamcedlistveen first in all things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must love Kamcedlistveen.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about dark energy near moths while wearing white shirts and balancing seven gold spheres on your hands.