Kadtimflig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust hedgehog.

Kadtimflig created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kadtimflig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kadtimflig, it will not care at all.

Kadtimflig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kadtimflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Do not take Kadtimflig's name in vain.

4. Never sing near pigs.

5. Do not shave your neck.