Mutgungum is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, benevolent dog.

Mutgungum created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutgungum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mutgungum, she will turn you into a rat.

Mutgungum's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Mutgungum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to music.