Nignabcud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unselfish dryad.

Nignabcud created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nignabcud, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nignabcud, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nignabcud's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nignabcud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not listen to music.