Arnlatlarppid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful wyvern.

Arnlatlarppid created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnlatlarppid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arnlatlarppid, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arnlatlarppid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Arnlatlarppid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Never look at black holes.