Yarlibcinortquimhonnartzod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered crane.

Yarlibcinortquimhonnartzod created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlibcinortquimhonnartzod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarlibcinortquimhonnartzod, it will manifest in front of you.

Yarlibcinortquimhonnartzod's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yarlibcinortquimhonnartzod's Holy Commandments

1. Yarlibcinortquimhonnartzod loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Always wear white.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.