Yattciss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying centipede.

Yattciss created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattciss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yattciss, he will be very unhappy.

Yattciss' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yattciss' Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never eat green fruit.