Xucbutbot Gatrapyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy camel.

Xucbutbot Gatrapyarl created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xucbutbot Gatrapyarl, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xucbutbot Gatrapyarl, he will ignore you.

Xucbutbot Gatrapyarl's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Xucbutbot Gatrapyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Worship no other gods but Xucbutbot Gatrapyarl.

4. Never handle copper while unclean.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.