Quatmegjigdimcip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident mink.

Quatmegjigdimcip created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatmegjigdimcip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quatmegjigdimcip, she will laugh at you.

Quatmegjigdimcip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Quatmegjigdimcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to sheep while wearing gray ear rings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never feed figs to otters while wearing boots.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.