Yiknelhab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, loving hydra.

Yiknelhab created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiknelhab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yiknelhab, it will destroy your home planet.

Yiknelhab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yiknelhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.