Stigcam is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable
dingo.
Stigcam created humankind nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Stigcam, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Stigcam, he will cry a lot.
Stigcam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Stigcam's Holy Commandments1. Never write about optics.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never talk about eukaryotes.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.