Stigcam is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable dingo.

Stigcam created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stigcam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stigcam, he will cry a lot.

Stigcam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Stigcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.