Sabgudbell Betnurdut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unselfish wombat.

Sabgudbell Betnurdut created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabgudbell Betnurdut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sabgudbell Betnurdut, it will turn you into a rat.

Sabgudbell Betnurdut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sabgudbell Betnurdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Run away if four voles approach from the south.