Dinflabkabgutpid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy butterfly.

Dinflabkabgutpid created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinflabkabgutpid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dinflabkabgutpid, he will strike you with lightening.

Dinflabkabgutpid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dinflabkabgutpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dinflabkabgutpid's name in vain.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.