Femcimyar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident walrus.

Femcimyar created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Femcimyar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Femcimyar, he will turn you into a mouse.

Femcimyar's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Femcimyar's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Femcimyar.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Never wear magenta hats.