Fossinlat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful lizard.

Fossinlat created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fossinlat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fossinlat, she will curse you with boils.

Fossinlat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fossinlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Worship no other gods but Fossinlat.

3. Never bounce near cats.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Never sprint in holy places.