Targubyart is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, deceitful dingo.

Targubyart created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Targubyart, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targubyart, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Targubyart's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Targubyart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not keep eight nematodes in a large pit.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.