Rapjapyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate cat.

Rapjapyarp created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapjapyarp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rapjapyarp, it will have a low opinion of you.

Rapjapyarp's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rapjapyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never skip in the presence of snails.

3. Always help badgers.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Do not listen to music.