Rigflisvol is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awesome mink.

Rigflisvol created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigflisvol, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rigflisvol, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rigflisvol's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rigflisvol's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Never look in ponds.