Tigflatzanrennurladfig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy guinea pig.

Tigflatzanrennurladfig created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigflatzanrennurladfig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tigflatzanrennurladfig, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tigflatzanrennurladfig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tigflatzanrennurladfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear purple trousers.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never talk about nebulae.