Wabstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered narwhal.

Wabstrag created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Wabstrag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wabstrag, he will turn you into a duck.

Wabstrag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wabstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Put Wabstrag first in all things.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.