Stipgudarm is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, cheerful hydra.

Stipgudarm created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stipgudarm, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stipgudarm, he will not care at all.

Stipgudarm's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Stipgudarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.