Gabcetlap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring snake.

Gabcetlap created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabcetlap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gabcetlap, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gabcetlap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gabcetlap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if nine swans approach from the west.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Gabcetlap loves birds, so they must be honoured.